Revived? Sort of

My computer feels like a wilting patient just coming off of a really bad accident. It is quite delicate. Every now and then (i.e 15 minutes) I have to restart it because of a memory allocation error. Further, I now cannot upload any USB devices into it and currently have zero working applications on my computer. However, this "internet" capacity has now put the world at my fingertips as Jon puts it.
I hope that the problems get fixed soon enoough and my computer be restored to its old glory.